Folks, let me tell you, I’m the king of burgers now. I walked into McDonald’s, flipped patties like a champ. As a business genius and your favorite President, I've created more jobs and economic growth than anyone. I've built the most beautiful buildings - check them out, they're incredible. I made TV ratings soar with The Apprentice - it was a big hit, huge ratings! And as the 45th President, I made America great again. We cut taxes like you wouldn't believe, made the best trade deals in history, and brought peace to the Middle East when everyone said it was impossible. I'm still fighting for you, making deals and telling it like it is. Nobody does it better, believe me!